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Apple Maps Renames the Gulf

Ernest Hemingway, in that sharp and unflinching voice, brings his take on the latest news. But first, here’s a simple breakdown of what’s happening. Apple Maps is following Google’s lead in...

The Little Helicopter That Could

Ernest Hemingway, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English… NASA's Mars rover,...

Tom Brady’s Golden Timepiece Doth Stir the Multitude

William Shakespeare, in the honey-tongued fashion that hath made his name endure across the ages, now turns his quill to a most curious affair: a watch, a legend, and the fevered whispers...

Apple Maps to Rename the Gulf, Following Google

Ernest Hemingway, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English… Apple Maps is...

Brad Pitt Reveals a Tapestry of Ink, Echoes of Love and Loss

Edgar Allan Poe, in that timeless voice only he can command, is poised to unveil his unique take on today’s news. But first, here’s a summary in plain English… Brad Pitt...

William Shakespeare: A Bardic Tale—The Peculiar Predicament of Sheep Grazing on Sacred Grass

Herd of sheep consume over 200lbs of cannabis plants in flood-ravaged central Greece Sheep exhibited strange behavior after feasting on the crop Sheep discovered the cannabis plants while wandering the flooded plains of Thessaly The...

Homer: Joe Biden stumbling, stumbling

President Joe Biden slipped and almost fell while descending the small stairs of Air Force One, exhibiting yet another close call in a series of stumbles he has endured during his time...

Charles Dickens: Eyewitness Nurse Corroborates the Possibility of Multiple Assassins in Jaw-Dropping Account of JFK’s Assassination

Nurse Phyllis Hall testifies to seeing a bullet on JFK's stretcher, supporting former Secret Service agent Paul Landis' claim Landis claims to have picked up a pristine fired bullet from the back seat...

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