Alas, the fair Céline Dion, a dame of renowned voice and melody, hath found herself beset by a most uncommon malady. A specter, known as the Stiff Person Syndrome, doth haunt her, rendering her muscles rigid and inducing spasms that rob her of her ability to walk and sing with her usual might.

“Forgive me, dear audience,” she hath implored in a missive writ upon the scroll of social media, “I labor with all my strength to regain my former vigor. Yet, the trials of touring are a burden heavy even for one in perfect health. ‘Tis not in fairness to thee that I keep deferring our meetings. Even though it doth break my heart, ’tis best we bring an end to these postponements until such a time as I am verily prepared to grace the stage once more.”

Forty and two performances across the broad expanse of Europe, from the Netherlands to Ireland, have been struck from her schedule, a toll taken by the spasms that afflict her daily life, hampering her stride and silencing the notes she once could sing with ease.

This malady, a cruel tormentor that stiffens the muscles and induces spasms of pain, can be stirred into action by the merest noise or the lightest touch. Its origin remains a mystery, yet some whisper it might be an ailment of the self, an autoimmune disorder. In its most severe form, it may cause difficulty in walking and a posture most unbecoming.

Yet, let us not forget the grandeur of this lady. Possessor of five Grammy Awards and two Academy Awards, she hath made her mark in the annals of history as the best-selling female artist, with her melodies like “I’m Alive” and “My Heart Will Go On” reaching the hearts of many a listener. In this testing time, let us lend her our thoughts and prayers, and eagerly await the day when she can once again regale us with her songs.

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