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Mark Twain: America’s Birds of War Take Wing Anew, Their Sights Set on North Korea, Whilst Kim Jong Un Stirs the Pot of Discontent...

America, in a spirited show of might, dispatched nuclear-capable birds of war to the Korean Peninsula, not long after North Korea displayed its anti-U.S. sentiments through grand rallies. The B-52 bombers, those formidable...

Edgar Allen Poe: The Horrid Dance of the Winged Marauders—An Aged Dame’s Harrowing Encounter

A woman of advanced years, known as Linda, endures a horrendous onslaught of myriad bee stings from two to three colonies in her Californian domicile. Witnessed by her neighbors, the relentless insects covered...

Charles Dickens:  In Michigan, A Novel Proposition—Felony Charges and Fines for Misused Designations of Persona

A fresh bill proposed in Michigan, deemed by its detractors as contrary to the First Amendment, threatens to impose felony charges, imprisonment up to five years, and a fine of $10,000 for...

Jane Austen: Unveiled: A Hundred Delightful Abodes in the Republic—Petite Townships in the South and Midwest Ascend the Ladder

The list of the one hundred most desirable abodes in the United States has been released, with Johns Creek in Georgia, Flower Mound in Texas, and Carmel in Indiana achieving superior recognition...

Agatha Christie: The Mysterious Disappearance and Grim Discovery of a Mother from Alabama—An Unsettling Involvement of Kin

The case of Mary Elizabeth Isbell, a mother of 38, who mysteriously disappeared in late 2021, has finally reached a chilling denouement with her remains discovered in a national park. After a two-year-long...

Oscar Wilde: The Unexpected Fall of Jeff Van Gundy and ESPN’s Other Court Jesters

ESPN, in a desperate attempt to mend its coffers, has dismissed Jeff Van Gundy, its NBA analyst of 16 illustrious years. Amongst other casualties of this brutal cost-cutting exercise are LaPhonso Ellis, Max...

Agatha Christie: The Curious Case of Putin’s Doppelgänger

Observers suggest that Vladimir Putin may be using a body double to avoid danger or unwanted engagements. Recent footage of Putin diving into a crowd in southern Russia sparks rumors of...

AGATHA CHRISTIE: An Unprecedented Culinary Conundrum—The First Cell-Bred Chicken Given U.S. Approval

For the first time in history, the U.S. regulators have granted approval to the sale of chicken cultured from animal cells. Two California companies, Upside Foods and Good Meat, are now allowed to...

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