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William Shakespeare: A Bardic Tale—The Peculiar Predicament of Sheep Grazing on Sacred Grass

Herd of sheep consume over 200lbs of cannabis plants in flood-ravaged central Greece Sheep exhibited strange behavior after feasting on the crop Sheep discovered the cannabis plants while wandering the flooded plains of Thessaly The...

Homer: Joe Biden stumbling, stumbling

President Joe Biden slipped and almost fell while descending the small stairs of Air Force One, exhibiting yet another close call in a series of stumbles he has endured during his time...

Charles Dickens: Eyewitness Nurse Corroborates the Possibility of Multiple Assassins in Jaw-Dropping Account of JFK’s Assassination

Nurse Phyllis Hall testifies to seeing a bullet on JFK's stretcher, supporting former Secret Service agent Paul Landis' claim Landis claims to have picked up a pristine fired bullet from the back seat...

J.R.R. Tolkien: The Perplexing Fate of Yevgeny Prigozhin—A Tale of Intrigue, Rebellion, and the Mysterious Crash of a Jet

Yevgeny Prigozhin, former rebel against the Kremlin, met his end in a tragic incident. Prigozhin's rise to power as the leader of Wagner, a Private Military Company, was remarkable. He had...

Mark Twain: The Unveiling of Wealth—Delving into the Staggering Net Worths of the Newest RHONYs.

The highest earner on the RHONY reboot has an estimated net worth of $5 million. Bethenny Frankel, the richest Housewife to appear on RHONY, has a net worth of $80 million. ...

Homer: The Noble Miss Italy Refuses to ‘Succumb to the Glittery Bandwagon of Trans Activism’

Miss Italy beauty pageant bans transgender women from competing Patron Patrizia Mirigliani insists contestants must be "woman from birth" Mirigliani criticizes inclusion of transgender contestants as a "glittery bandwagon of trans...

Ernest Hemingway—Pentagon to Spill All on UFOs in 300 Days

Senators Schumer, Rubio, and Rounds are leading a bipartisan effort to declassify top secret US government UFO files. A nine-member review panel will be appointed to assess all classified government UFO...

John Keats: In the Morning’s Haze—Rita Ora Unveils Melodic Masterpiece Penned Amidst Wedding Hangover

Rita Ora's Musical Journey: A Tale of Love and Song Dear Gentle Readers, I beseech you, lend me your ears, For I shall regale you with a tale of love, A tale of mirth and...

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