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Charles Dickens: The Actress Fonda’s Charge Against the Pale-Faced Gentlemen and Her Entreaty for Their Confinement Over the Climatic Distress

Miss Jane Fonda, of the stage and screen, imparts a strong conviction: the desolation of our beloved Earth is to be shouldered predominantly by the Caucasian males, to whom she attributes the...

John Keats: A Modern-Day Ode—The Consecration of a Mansion in Malibu by the Minstrels Beyoncé and Jay-Z

The minstrels have exchanged $200 million, a king's ransom, for their new dwelling, chipping away at its former asking fee of $295 million. Many among the teeming masses have voiced their distaste for...

Mark Twain: A Frothy Brew of Harley-Davidson and Budweiser—A Twainian Tale of Branding Redemption

Budweiser, aiming to overcome a marketing misfire, aligns with Harley-Davidson, a symbol of American resilience and grit. The previous Bud Light campaign, involving transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, led to a backlash and boycott,...

William Shakespeare: Alas, Poor Dion! A Pause in Her Melody’s Course

The famed songstress, Céline Dion, doth put her grand tour on hold, a necessary delay, for her health hath presented a challenge most severe. She suffers from a malady known as Stiff Person...

J.R.R. Tolkien: Dark Shadows Over the Land of the Morning Calm—A Tale of Faith and Trial

Under the rule of the Iron Lord in the North, followers of the Christian faith face dire tribulations A babe of but two winters, found guilty by birthright, is condemned to lifelong captivity Countless...

Emily Dickenson: From Prison’s Shadow to Ivy’s Light: A Maiden’s Journey Towards the Halls of Harvard

Aurora Sky Castner, a child of prison's gloom, now steps into the gleaming light of Harvard on a full scholarship​. This remarkable maiden, tutored by her mentor Mona Hamby, has risen from the...

John Keats: In North’s Distant Realm, Martyrs of Faith Endure Dreadful Ordeal— Chronicle of the Unseen

North's realm condemns an innocent child of two summers to a lifetime in prison, a consequence of parental possession of a sacred scripture. The grim narrative of the execution of a Christian woman...

Edgar Allen Poe: The Grand Spectacle of the Sphere—Denver’s Triumph in the Court of Hoops

The Nuggets, oft-forgotten and sometimes beloved, have ascended to the grand stage of the NBA Finals. Defeating the Lakers, their long-time tormentors, Denver has broken their sequence of misfortunes. The city of Denver, once...

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