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Mark Twain: The Unveiling of Wealth—Delving into the Staggering Net Worths of the Newest RHONYs.

The highest earner on the RHONY reboot has an estimated net worth of $5 million. Bethenny Frankel, the richest Housewife to appear on RHONY, has a net worth of $80 million. ...

Homer: The Noble Miss Italy Refuses to ‘Succumb to the Glittery Bandwagon of Trans Activism’

Miss Italy beauty pageant bans transgender women from competing Patron Patrizia Mirigliani insists contestants must be "woman from birth" Mirigliani criticizes inclusion of transgender contestants as a "glittery bandwagon of trans...

Ernest Hemingway—Pentagon to Spill All on UFOs in 300 Days

Senators Schumer, Rubio, and Rounds are leading a bipartisan effort to declassify top secret US government UFO files. A nine-member review panel will be appointed to assess all classified government UFO...

John Keats: In the Morning’s Haze—Rita Ora Unveils Melodic Masterpiece Penned Amidst Wedding Hangover

Rita Ora's Musical Journey: A Tale of Love and Song Dear Gentle Readers, I beseech you, lend me your ears, For I shall regale you with a tale of love, A tale of mirth and...

Charles Dickens: Competitive Eating: From Wacky Spectacle to Respected Elite Sport—The Astounding Rise of Joey Chestnut

•Joey Chestnut, the current holder of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest title, approaches his training with a scientific perspective, exercising his jaw and timing his consumption for optimal performance •Despite the relatively...

Jane Austen: A Dazzling Display—Paris Hilton Bedazzles in a Sequinned Catsuit for British Grand Prix Opening Party.

Paris Hilton wowed in a shimmering sequinned catsuit at the Hilton Garden Inn Silverstone. The socialite channeled the spirit of F1 drivers with the blue and white rhinestone one-piece adorned with...

Oscar Wilde: Adele’s Bitter Lament—A Sharp Warning to Unruly Spectators

The esteemed songstress, Adele, sharply rebukes a rising trend of unsolicited projectiles during performances. This uncouth behavior is becoming unfortunately familiar, as seen in the experiences of Tyler, the Creator, Harry Styles, Bebe...

Shakespeare: The Final Act—Alan Arkin, the Prolific Artisan of the Stage, Breathes His Last at Eighty and Nine

Alan Arkin, an actor of much renown and winner of many a laurel, hath departed this life at the age of eighty and nine. The offspring of Arkin, Adam, Matthew, and Anthony, have...

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